10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
I had to take my headphones off because the majority of my room, including the door, closet, and windows, are behind me…
醉拳二 - Drunken Master II (1994)
I love this movie. I need to watch it again soon.
Emotional support bunnies
::stares at laptop screen::
Yeah, I needed to see these right now.
I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said, “There is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass.”
And so began a terribly tale of a man going to the hospital to remove this object. Sparing no expense, the man tweets his predicament live to the world.
Four people tried to listen to my chest with a stethoscope. “Wait what’s that sound?” “I-it’s still on.”
And this, dear friends and followers, is why we use toys made for the task.
Can I put “Reads way into things” as a skill on my resume?