Okay LOL FIRST OF ALL, Sonic the Hedgehog is a legitimate badass. At least I don’t take fucking Myspace-looking photos of myself and tell people I’m Taylor Swift.
SECOND you SHOULD be threatened by Kayla, because she’s gorgeous and at least she has a brain, and right now I’m wishing they had worked out because . She wasn’t a little insecure pussy like you, and she didn’t bitch about Tyrner having a friend prettier than her because it made her feel threatened. You didn’t have a reason to be threatened by me before, but believe me, bitch, now you sure as fuck do. You’re lucky your uppity ass lives away from City because you can bet I’d beat your tiny rat face and I don’t give a shit who you are or what your middle class white girl story is. The fact that I have never pursued or shown any interest in Tyrner should tell you that you don’t have to be a fucking crazy possessive bitch, but apparently you aren’t smart enough to put two and two together. Tyrner, for some reason, LIKES YOU and you just fuck it up for yourself by acting like a goddamn psychopath because there are things in his past he doesn’t want to relive or talk about. You act like it’s your god-given right to know everything about him before he’s ready to tell about it. You aren’t his fucking girlfriend, and as far as I can tell, you have no room to talk about how shitty a friend I am, because YOU FUCKING DROVE HIM TO RELAPSE LAST NIGHT, YOU IGNORANT LITTLE WHORE. You fucking pushed him to drink when he’s in recovery, you keep pushing and pushing to satisfy your thirsty little ego! You would rather put Tyrner’s fucking life in danger than have to be uncomfortable with something! GOD FORBID something he does is not about you, right? Jesus christ.
And third, OBVIOUSLY I don’t need to send you anonymous hate, because I’ll gladly attach my name when you finally make me snap. You are so fucking shitty to Tyrner, it makes me sick that you would even pretend you know the first goddamn thing about him. You clearly don’t understand him at all. I don’t send anonymous hate, period, unless it’s an OBVIOUS joke to make someone laugh, like an “omfg y r u such a bitch !1111” to one of my friends, and they always know it’s me. I don’t need to hide, I’ll put this wide out in the open and I bet nobody is surprised that you have to resort to petty insults because you can’t handle someone slapping you with some reality for once.
Tyrner is my friend. We argue ALL the fucking time like brother and sister, and it’s hard for other people to grasp because one day we’re BFF and the next we’re not speaking to one another. It’s complicated and no one asked you to understand it, but you can’t be with someone and not respect them. Every fucking time I talk to Tyrner, he’s sad over some bullshit YOU pulled. And that’s why you’re not okay with me. I have no interest in who you are or where you come form, I just know you’ve been bitching to him about how I’m SOOO JEALOUS OBVIOUSLY. Right, because there’s NO other explanation for why someone might think you’re a rude, arrogant person who doesn’t deserve to be respected. You are UNHEALTHY for Tyrner and if you cared at all, you should probably stay the fuck away from him. That’s what I did until he got better, and say what you will about it, but he got over me and moved on and was supposed to be happy with you. So don’t you fucking try to say I’m not his friend, because apparently I’m the one of us who’s thinking about Tyrner and what’s best for him instead of myself. He’s incredibly fucking unstable and you don’t seem to get that. I guess you’re just too stupid or full of yourself, I don’t care which, but you need to get the fuck out. Anything else your sassy ass has to say besides “well you’re UGLY LOLOLOLOL,” you know where to put it.
Oh, an eight million reasons for me to be jealous of you because you have Tyrner and I don’t? Me, with my awesome boyfriend of seven months and my good job and pretty great life? Right. I’d be surprised if you could list ten… If you can count that high. Have a nice night, dude.
literally all i got out of that was that you implied you’re prettier than me and oh my god i can’t stop laughing. and yes kayla is pretty, NO i don’t feel threatened by her. and he didn’t drink last night. if you CARED so much you would stop getting involved and trying to ruin everything because a real friend wouldn’t try to fucking end something that makes him happy. a real friend would let someone make their own god damn mistakes. get your shit together and learn how to be a god damn functional human being and really? you want to fucking fight me? i’ll be up there eventually. don’t threaten me if you don’t intend to carry it out, bitch. i’m not fucking scared of you. stop trying to act like a hard bitch and leave me and tyrner the fuck alone because ALL YOU ARE DOING is making things worse for him.